Spend It Like You Hate It

A game where you blow through your boss’s money.

You are a “financial genius” just hired by a mysterious company.
The mission is simple:
Spend as much as you can.
Invest in the wildest ideas.
Make sure nothing ever makes a profit.

Wander a 3D city.
Find ridiculous projects at teahouses, alleys, or sketchy backrooms.
Build a deck of cards to influence each deal.
You might meet strange characters—
A lazy partner?
A twin who lies for fun?

The more you fail, the more generous you seem.
Your fame grows.
New places open up.
Accidentally succeed? Don’t worry.
Higher “Professionality” just brings weirder projects.

Features

Deckbuilding + Decisions
Boost funding or increase failure chance.
Your slots are limited—or maybe not?

Random Events, High Replay
Resources and events change every run.
Outcomes are dice-based.
Click to try your luck—we have no idea either.

Reverse Logic + Dark Humor
Didn’t burn all your cash? Game over.
Fail with style.
Meet opportunists, dreamers, and con artists.

3D Map + Watercolor Vibes
Roam the city.
Trigger strange events in a world full of paint and chaos.